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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q.Why should I send you some money?
A.Why not?
Q.Can I go to the movies tonight?
A.Ask your mother.
Q.Will you do good things with the money I send you?
A.Define "good."
Q.Where were you when I needed you?
A.I was at Starbucks.
Q.If I'm not satisfied with the way you're spending the money I send you, what should I do?
A.Send me some more money. I'll try to do better next time.
Q.Are you the Hank Mishkoff who promised to marry my sister but ran off with her Camaro instead?
Q.Do you miss your water before your well runs dry?
Q.Are you a charitable organization under the terms of section 501(c)(3) of the United State Internal Revenue Code?
A.Gimme a break.
Q.So, if all of your friends jumped off the Empire State Building, would you jump too?
Q.If I send you more than $13,000 in a calendar year, do I have to pay gift tax?
A.If you send me more than $13,000 in a calendar year, you should seek help from a qualified tax professional. And probably from other professionals as well.
Q.What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A.African or European?
Q.What would the correct ignition timing be on a 1964 Bel Air Chevrolet with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
A.Four degrees before top-dead-center.
Q.Is that you in the corner?
A.Yes, it is.
Q.Why are we here?
A.Where are you?
Q.Who am I?
A.You're the person who's going to send me some money.
Q.Who's on first?
A.Yes, he is.
Q.To be, or not to be?
A.Not to be. (Wait a minute, is that a question?)
Q.Your money, or your life?
Q.Is this great, or what?
Q.Does this make me look fat?
Q.Do you love me?
Q.Heads or tails?
Q.You want fries with that?
A.Do you really have to ask?
Q.Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill?
A.How old did you say you were?
Q.What's all this, then?
A.Mind the gap!

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